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Chester Travelenee
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Hometown : Lamda Lamda Lamda Fraternity Weight : 98 lbs. Ring Music : "Touch Me" by Samantha Fox |
Career Profile
The nephew of MWF President Fred Travelenee, Chester "Pointdexter"
Travelenee made his debut at BattleBowl '97 on August 9, 1997. Was
pinned by the Great White Hunter in this match.
Titles Held
None
Greatest Match: 8/1/98 vs Justin Sane. On August 1, 1998, Chester Travelenee did the unthinkable: he won a match! It seemed the McGees had taken a liking to the pathetic Chester, and decided to let him join their family. Even though Chester never executed an offensive maneuver, a brick filled lunchbox to the head of Justin Sane by Big Hick McGee gave Chester the win!
Toughest Opponent: All MWF wrestlers. It would be unfair to single out one MWF opponent as Chester's toughest. Chester has never had an easy time of it in the ring, and no one opponent has dominated him more than the others. For Chester, every opponent is his toughest.
Most Hated Opponent: Manny. Whenever Chester locks up with this individual, there's sure to be a stiff kick or two.
Favorite Move: The Rump Bump. Once he joined forces with the Magees, they took some time to teach Chester just about the only move he was capable of: jumping at his opponent and hitting them with his ass. Surprisingly enough, this move sometimes had an effect on his opponents!
Scouting Report
==Strengths==
MWF Referees: For some unknown reason, MWF referees will not let Chester submit. The moment a submission hold is clamped on, Chester taps out or cries "I quit." But the referees cannot (or will not) hear him. This has led to Chester lasting much longer than he had any business lasting.
==Weaknesses==
No Ring ability: Chester has absolutely no wrestling ability. He has no knowledge of scientific holds, is too clumsy to climb to the top rope, cannot brawl and cannot take any kind of pain. His lack of wrestling ability of any kind makes it tough for him to be successful in the sport of wrestling.
No strength: Chester has trouble lifting his lunchbox; odds are he'll never get an opponent off his feet.
Taunts his opponents: For some inexplicable reason, Chester loves to laugh at and taunt his opponents. Eventually, they're going to get their hands on him. And when Chester laughs at his opponents, it makes them want to beat the shit out of him.
Terrified: Chester is afraid to wrestle. Why he continues to wrestle is beyond comprehension, but once he does manage to climb in the ring (usually with help), he spends most of his time trying to escape his opponents.
Geekiness: Chester is so geeky in appearance and such an unabashed spaz, people take one look and just want to beat the shit out of him.
Career Bio
The nephew of MWF President Fred Travelenee, Chester Pointdexter Travelenee made his debut at BattleBowl '97 on August 9, 1997. Lost to the Great White Hunter, who also debuted that day. MWF fans were shocked at just how bad Chester was, as he was able to muster nothing more than meaningless girlie slaps to the Hunter.
Armed with a lunchbox and "Dungeons and Dragons" book, Chester continued his pathetic path in 1997. Teamed with fellow nerd The Trekkie at Wrestlemania, but ultimately lost to the McGees.
Returned in 1998 with a new shirt. Teamed with Prince Rocky Iakaeu at Lunatic Fringe on April 4, but lost in a handicap match to Private Parts. Lost the following month to Justin Sane. Then lost a BattleBowl match against Choppah Harley and Mr. Hiamoto.
Had his first taste of not losing at Middletown Massacre III, when he "fought" the Trekkie to a no-contest. Both men charged at each other at the start of the match, knocking each other unconscious. The referee counted to ten, with neither man regaining consciousness.
After a loss to Meankind at Independence Day on July 11, Chester once again squared off against Justin Sane. Justin had the match in hand, when Big Hick and Cousin Magpie McGee came to ringside. With Magpie distracting the referee, Big Hick put a brick in Chester's lunchbox and hit Sane with it. Chester then tripped over the fallen Sane, landing on him for the pin and win!
Chester once again tasted victory at In Your Face 3: Revolution Calling on August 29. Alongside both McGees, Chester secured the pinfall in a match against Justin Sane, Purple Justice and Shooting Stah. Chester unveiled his new move "the Rump Bump" in this one, although it had little impact on the match. The McGees simply threw Chester on their defeated opponent, allowing him to get the pin.
Soon after, the McGees dumped Chester because he sucked. The lovable Reds decided to give him a shot. Inevitably, even the Reds turned on Chester after he was pinned in a match. Luckily, Simon and Hiemon Gliemon (the Piemen) saved Chester. Chester remains a Pieman to this day, although rumors are that they are sick of him already.
MWF Achievement Awards
1998 Most Popular Wrestler of the Year (Tied with Beach Crew)